Absurd Sms Greetings
I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.
Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I’m 16.. Shut up, Albert…
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ………………. ……………….. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn’t…
The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
Ever wonder why you don’t have anybody to talk to and have to go fish at the bar but still can’t find a woman that would to talk to you? Because…, women are human. If you are looking for a friend, get a dog. Dogs are men’s best friend, not women.
The Taste Of OrangesThe Walk In Frost The Golden SunlightThe Beauty Of Autumn Colors The Magic Of Wet Red LEavesHappy first rain of winter
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