Best Daring Sms – Daring Sms Messages

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You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!

Why do males fart more often than women ? Bcoz women dont keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

Females r just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of da stork.

Will we play the hulk 2gether??…I ll b tall nd strong nd u green and ugly

I do not swear, I do not smoke & I dont drink! Oh damned My cigarete has fallen in my glasss of beer …

If yu hav ur pictures where u look old, keep them. In twenty years u can prove that u have not changed a bit

When r u really full of confidence?
If u fart having diarrhoea.

Dis iz yr bosss: "Yu r allowed to read the newspaper during the working hrs and certainly dnt misss the job addds."

A Frnds Luv sayz:
If yu evr need any thing,
Ill be there."
Tru Love sayz:
You will nevr need anything;
I will be there."

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