Santa Bania Sms
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Friendship rocks forever
In a battle camp a soldier prepares 2 go & bring his wounded frnd back from d field. His captain says,
"No use, ur frnd will b dead mostly"
But d soldier still goes & brings back his frnd. Seeing d dead body, d captain says "I told u its not worth it. He’s dead. The soldier replies "No sir, it was really worth it. When i got 2 him my frnd saw me, Smiled & Said his last words, "HEY MAN I KNEW U’ll COME" Friendship rocks forever…
My msg now
When "God" Open d windows of "Heaven",
He saw me & askd,what’s ur wish"today"?
I said, lord take care of d sweet one who is reading My msg now
Aapko meri khoobsurati
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay…
i am cute!
If you save this message,
it means I’m cute.
If u edit this,
I’m still cute.
If u forward this,
you are spreading that
i am cute & if you erase
this, you are jealous of me
because i am cute!
INCREASE your tensions
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to
INCREASE your tensions.
Will- power
‘Mummy, please give me another piece of ice-cream,’ said little Bunty.
‘But you’ve had seven already,’ her mother pointed out.
‘Just one more mummy.’
‘Well, this must be the last.’
‘Thank you, mummy – but I must say that you’ve got no will- power.
Do you drink?
"Do you drink?" the girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law."
"First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation" asked son-in-law.
Moscow the Capital of China
A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That’s what I’ve written in my answer sheet in the examination!"
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