kya aap ke paas girlfriend nahi h? paods wali line nahi deti? life me style nahi h? to plz log on to www.bhagwan uthale.com
Apki zindagi me koi gam na ho apki aakhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho apko mile roz roz nae girlfriend jinki umar………..80 se kam na ho
Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha?
Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: kis liye?
Boy: yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liye
EMRAN HASMI ne apni girlfriend ko ek TRAIN mein pehle ASHIQ BANAYA fir CHOCOLET me ZEHER de kar MURDUR kar dia or kaha AWARAPAN me AKSAR aisa he hota hai , phir v kya is KILLER ko JANNAT nasib hoga ? ye RAAZ sayad kisko pata nahi
if you donot have girlfriend
you missing something in your life. and if you have girlfriend then you missing evering thing in your life.
a depressed boy asked swami vivakanand:"can there b anything worst than losing a
girlfriend?"
he replied:"yes,losing your confidance of getting another".
Twinkle -2 Little Star
Teri Girlfriend Gayi Bazaar
Usko Milgaya Dusra yaar
Uske Sath Vo ho gayi faraar
ab tu baith k Makhi Mar
Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
Girlfriend : ….And are you sure you love me and no one else ?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Rab se dua karte he ki mere dost ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile,aur jo hame sms nahi karte unhe apni girlfriend se sister jaisa pyar mile…
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