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Never be lacking in zeal, but keep your spiritual fervor, serving the Lord. We know that we live in him and he in us, because he has given us of his Spirit. The fear of the LORD teaches a man wisdom, and humility comes before honor. The virgin will be with child and will give [...]

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart; and don’t lean on your own understanding. In all things acknowledge him, and he shall direct your way. "Do not work for food that spoils, but for food that endures to eternal life, which the Son of Man will give you. On him God the Father has [...]

Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good to all people, especially to those who belong to the family of believers. Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God." Until now you have not asked for anything in my name. Ask [...]

Your word is a lamp to my feet and a light for my path. My mouth is filled with your praise, declaring your splendor all day long. Before his downfall a man’s heart is proud, but humility comes before honor. Like a city whose walls are broken down is a man who lacks self-control. "Let [...]

You will keep in perfect peace him whose mind is steadfast, because he trusts in you. Hatred stirs up dissension, but love covers over all wrongs. Do not wear yourself out to get rich; have the wisdom to show restraint. Jesus answered, "The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has [...]

Could you fax me your photo very very urgently? Mind you. It’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very important, I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER. Yanha khuda hai, wahan khuda hai; yanha khuda hai, wahan khuda hai; jahan nahin khuda wahan kal khudega. Wo zindagi hi kya jisme pyar nahi, Wo [...]

Every time I see your face I wish I were in other space. I thought the passion of the christ was better than the book My bad, Danny Me: I looked at your halloween pics. I hope you got it on with that nurse. So bomb You know those poops that feel so good you [...]

Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge. Roses are red, voilets are blue, Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo. Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya, Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya, Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya [...]

If I found her floating in my pool, I’d punish my dog. God does not play dice with the universe. She is as wholesome as a bowl of cornflakes and at least as sexy. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. He had [...]

Life is like Math. Friend’s ko plus karo, Dushman ko minus karo, Khushioon ko multiply karo, Gham ko divide karo, aur hum ko yaad karo….. Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain, Aur kyon na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirch’ hai. A [...]