Mobile Phones

Teacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english, "khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai". Santa translated-"Due to happiness his chest turned into breast"!!! void main() { int girlfriends; int money; clearheart(); while(money== more) { girlfriends++; money–; } printf("govinda govinda"); else printf("no girl friend "); Getch(); } Cute Feel!: My hands never pain when typing message for [...]

A cigar shortens ur life by 2 mins!A beer shortens ur life by 4 mins!But,A Working day shortens ur life by 8 hrs!So don’t go 2 work.Just smoke&drink!! santa: yaar banta let me type the letter i have fast speed banta:no yaar ur writting is not good Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 [...]

When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! …. What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? " tu karate main marathe". Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey [...]

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! Night has gone and the moon too. Sun has arrived with the sky blue. Open your beautiful eyes, There is a sms for you. “Good Morning” If [...]

"Past is Experience Present is Experiment Future is Expectations" "Wind the Past Mind the Present Find the Future"j God made a daylight and is called Sun, God made a entertainment and is called Fun, God made a nightlight and is called Moon, God made You and is called Cartoon. I love your smile, your face [...]

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u! people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. [...]

I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids. Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside … NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST [...]

I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another guy. Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good myself. Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don’t scream, [...]

I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids. Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I’m 16.. Shut up, Albert… How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ………………. ……………….. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* The best anti-virus program for a computer is [...]

DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS? Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly. Don’t drink water.… Fish fuck in it! 5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had [...]