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I’m popey the sailorman, I’m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I’m popey the sailor man, toet toet. Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside … Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don’t [...]

5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home! Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: And Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine? Sardar: BANANA! [...]

I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another guy. How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ………………. ……………….. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter [...]

Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Bhai Dooj to my SWEET BROTHER… My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Bhai Dooj to you. You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of [...]

Holi is colorful, Deewali is lightful and brightful, Bhai Dooj has made our relationship POWERFUL. Rasmalaai? Nope! Gulab jaman? Nah! Let me c.. How bout jalebi? Hmm… Nope! Damn! Still cant find anything as sweet as U. Happy Bhai Dooj..!!! Bhai Dooj Ko Sabhi Bhaiyo Aur Bahano Ko Hardik Shubhkamnaye, Happy Bhaiya Dooj!! Another fresh [...]

Your love makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud. Happy BHAI DOOJ my brother…..!! You can understand the things I never said. You can understand the pain which is not visible to anyone. You Are The Best Brother…….! Happy Bhai Dooj To You….!! It means so much [...]

Your love makes me feel proud. And on this day I want to shout it out loud. Happy BHAI DOOJ my brother…..!! You can understand the things I never said. You can understand the pain which is not visible to anyone. You Are The Best Brother…….! Happy Bhai Dooj To You….!! It means so much [...]

Near of far wherever you are, My best wishes are with you, Tum jiyo hazaron saal, May success & joy be yours everyday, Yehi hai meri wish dil se! Happy Bhai Dooj To the outside world we all grow old, but we know each other as we always were. We know each other’s heart. We [...]

Haqeeqat ho tum kaise tumhe sapna kahun, Tere har dars ko main apna kahoon. Sab kuch qurbaan hai mere yaar tujh par, Kaun hai tere siwa jise main apna kahun! ” Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad [...]

Unredtsanding btewene ecah ohter is rael fierndsihp eevn we hvae so mnay msitkase lkie htis msseaeg, btu i konw u cna raed wtihotu erorr. That’s friendship.:) Hundred Words Of An enemy Can Never Give Pain But A True Friend’s one word Can Give Hundred Tears. You Are My Best Friend. Wanna Proof? Shair Arz Kia [...]