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Short Absurd Sms Messages

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Funny Absurd Sms Messages

I’m popey the sailorman, I’m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I’m popey the sailor man, toet toet. Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside … Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don’t scream,...

Romantic Absurd Text Messages

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Free Absurd Text Sms

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Happy Bhai Dooj Sms

Bhai Dooj is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Bhai Dooj to my SWEET BROTHER… My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Bhai Dooj to you. You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing...