College Sms Messages

Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%
BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
..
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
.
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
.
When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
.
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,
.
KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.

main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE

BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN COLLEGE LIFE…
1)plzzz..Don’t disturb i want 2 study!
.
2)No class,then lets go 2 library!
.
& d bst 1…
.
3)Sir,i have a doubt…!

Professor said
if any boy goes to girls hostel
rs:100 for first time
rs:200 for 2ndtime &
rs:500for third time
.
.
.
one boy asked"how much for monthly pass???"

Buying a notebook- Rs.20
.
Getting a refill- Rs.8
.
Pencil- Rs.2
.
.
But the joy of not finishing the assignment and standing out…
.
.
PRICELESS!!!!
There are somethings money cant buy…

We came wit d
fear of not knowing anybody…
But
We ll go wit tears after knwing evrybody…
& dat’s called"COLLEGE LIFE".

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