Girl in party 2 a man:
Excuz me,
Kia ap mere FACE se 1 chez hata sakte hain?
Man
(Khush hote hoay)
Han han bolo kia?
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Girl:
KAMINAY apni manhoos nazarain.
Masoom mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai, girlfriend ka ghar khali hai par hume college jana hai…
BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..
GIRL:Kyaaa??
BOY:Achhi film hai Naa..
GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe..
BOY:Wat??
GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.
Billu: WHAT IS LOVE?Tillu: JAB GIRLFRIEND PAADE AUR USKI BADBOO BHI TUJHE GULAB KI KHUSHBOO KI TARAH LAGE.Tab Samajhna Tujhe Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya..
Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Arz Kia He,
Aankho me nami thi
Aur vitamin ki kami thi
wah wah
Sala jisne saari raat mobile par mere sath Chat kia wo Girlfriend ki Mummy thi!!!
tum har pal khushi me tanhai me, mujhe har pal state ho, aa kar meri yaado me meri sanso me smate ho
Anika
baba ranchoddas on dosti- "Dost ke piche mat bhago. Agar bhagna hai to dost ki girlfriend ke piche bhago dost jhakh maarke tumhare piche aayega
Boys are like dogs.
they keep coming back.
Girls are like cats.
shout at a cat one time,
they are gone.
1st boy: u have got
15 girl friends
,
how do u recognize them?
2nd boy: oh i remember
them by the parts
i like the best.
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