Cool Daring Sms – Daring Sms Greetings

Posted by admin on Mar 10, 2010 in SMS | 0 comments

If you hav ur pictures where u look old, keep them. In twenty years u can prove that u have not changed a bit

When are you really full of confidence?
If u fart having diarrhoea.

A Frnds Luv says:
If yu evr need any thing,
Ill be there."
Tru Love says:
You will nevr need anything;
I will be there."

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer…

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!

Will we play the hulk together??…..I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

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