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Cheap attitude of girls:
Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 mints,
fwds dat to her frinds n then replies the boy.
“i dont like dat kind of sms ok?”

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…

What Is More Painful?
When A Person Whom You Trust
Hurts You
Or
The Person Whom You Hurt
Still Trusts You?
Think…..!

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

Somebody Asked GOD ‘I Want Peace”
GOD Replied, “Remove The I, That Is Ego;
Remove The Want, That Is Desire;
& Peace Will Be Automatically There

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

Golden Rule
To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .
To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. .

My Friends r like my Balls.
Very close, Always at Hand &
Always Hanging Around,
Doing Nthng
But without them; I’m simply No Man
So LONG LIVE MY FRNDz!

I Finally Got My Past,
Present
And Future Tenses
Correct Today.
I Loved You..
I Love You..
I Will Love You Forever!

People Like You r
One In Billion
So Always Take Care Of
Yourself, Coz
I Ain’t In A Mood To Search
Another Billion For A Lovely
Person Like You

Cool English Shayari – Funny English Shayari

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