Cool Funny Sms Jokes
Being happy doesn’t mean
that everything is perfect.
It means that you’ve decided
to look beyond the imperfections.
Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.
Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???
Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati
Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EID MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.
Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho….
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai….
Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe…..
Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..
Wo likhte hai:—
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le…"
Osama’s Son was Poor in maths
Osama Hired a Teacher for him: —
On Very first Day: ===
Teacher to Osama’s son: how u would divide 4 apples among 5 people ???
Osama’s Son: By Killing an Extra Man…
Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me
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FAQEER oR BHIKARI K Hath Men B Mobile Ho
MUBARAK HO
Aap Ny uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya.
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