Cool Misleading Sms
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill… wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me…its not what you think its a cup of tea!
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