Cool One Liners Sms

Posted by admin on Feb 9, 2010 in SMS | 0 comments

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I’ll tel U l8r.

Press down..More…Ok more…WOW yes ahh ohh yes….almost there….oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD…oh goddd!…That’s how I sex on text!

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person –
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be
disconnected!

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin…so where you gonna
hide ME?

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you’re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

Why’d they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

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