Cool Rude Jokes Sms – Funny Rude Jokes

Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hin, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,
Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..

Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko

If I were to
make a dictionary
CUTE=you
SWEET=you
THOUGHTFUL=you
GOOD LOOKING=you
GORGEOUS=you
LIAR=me!

Sardar ji is buying a TV
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly… .
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

Our education system has a drawback;it does not teach us teamwork,
And When we make efforts for working as a team by solving our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating.

Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha
ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha.

Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: BCuz its there way of saying,
In memory of those who were buried
here!

We will now upgrade ur brain, please wait….
Searching….searching…
still searching….
sorry,NO BRAIN found

You don’t know the meaning of the word "fear" – but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words.

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