A cigar shortens ur life by 2 mins!A beer shortens ur life by 4 mins!But,A Working day shortens ur life by 8 hrs!So don’t go 2 work.Just smoke&drink!!
santa: yaar banta let me type the letter i have fast speed
banta:no yaar ur writting is not good
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.
A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein, but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.
He’s proof that there’s life after death.
The only genius with an IQ of 60.
He’s so ugly they ought to donate his face to the world wildlife fund.
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