Cool Student Sms – Funny Student Messages
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Burraaah……
Sara syllabus padh liya…
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain…
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) What is the Capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil Laugh): Capital of France is "F".
CONCLUSION: Even If The paper Leaks Student cannot pass.
Class Rooms are Like a Train:
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1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.
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Middle 3 are General Compartments.
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And
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Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.
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