Cool Urdu Shayari – Funny Urdu Shayari

wo pade kya jise me dali na ho
nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho
wo ghar kya jise me ghar wali na
ho aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho

Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh…
Warna..
Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur
Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh…

Na o inkar karti hai na
o ikrar karti hai,kambakt
mere hi sapno me aake mere
dost se pyr karti hai

wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main pahoonch
gay paanch soo ki note main.

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..

Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan,
sooni haveli,
kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga…

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua
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