Cute Absurd Text Messages

Posted by admin on May 3, 2010 in SMS | 0 comments

I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another guy.

Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good myself.

Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly!

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn’t…

I’m popey the sailorman, I’m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I’m popey the sailor man, toet toet.

I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I’m 16.. Shut up, Albert…

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ………………. ……………….. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

MATHS MAGIC 259 x (Ur Age) x 39 = ? Try it & you will be surprised to see the result. Apki Age 3 bar apko likhi nazar ayegi hows MAGIC…?

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