BOY: chalo ksi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!
Girl : Tum aisi waisi harkat to nahin karo ga
Boy : Nahi
Girl: Phir rehnedo kiya faida !
A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty. Girl: stupid stand up
Girl’s Hrt Is Lke WATER,
Boy’s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE
Either Water Falls On Mobile
(Or)
Mobile Falls In Water,
Watt Mobile Ki hi Lagy gi
Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de,
Tension de,
Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.
Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na "GIRLFRIEND" chahiye.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That’s OK, but who will marry us?
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