Cute Funny Urdu Shayari – Urdu Shayari Text Sms

Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
To hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
Aur kitne thread hain

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
Saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
Hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main “mama” aur jawaani main “yaar” nazar aata hai.

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Chaand ko garoor hai
ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
ki mera dost Langoor hai

Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai

Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat
likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye
100 ksii bhej raha hu,
Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile:
Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye
9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi
bhi 30 – 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.

" Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamari,
Aankhon mein hamari aansoo hain to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari "

Sakht raston main bhi asaan safar lagta hai..
Yeh mujhe MAA ki Duaon ka asar lagta hai..
Ek mudat se meri MAA sohi nahi Tabish..
Maine ek bar kaha tha MAA mujhe dar lagta hai..

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