Cute Misleading Sms
Ap k “Chehry” pe Noor ki “Smile” hai
Ap k pas
“Mehnga” Mobile hai
Ap k “Inbox” mein sMs ki “Lambi File” hai
Phr b “sMs” nhi krte ye to “MEMON’” wala” Style ha’
U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON
!_____!
!_____!
!_____! Balti
(==) Soap
:*******:
:*******: Towel
:*******:
What is a Mobile?
?
?
?
?
?
R U looking for answer ?
?
?
?
?
Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!
Jo Jeete Wo Sikandar
Jo Haare Wo Jail Ke Andar
Jo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki Jhappi
Jo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi
WARNING:
Cell Phone
Causes Radiation
& It Results In
Brain Damage !
But You are Safe.
It Only Affects
People With
Brains !!
How Lucky you are , No Brain No Pain
Some times small things in life hurts a lot….
If u don’t agree with me… . . . . . . . . . . . .
TRY TO SIT ON A PIN….:
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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