Cute Rude Jokes – Rude Jokes Text Sms

How Dogs and Women r alike
Neither believe that silence iz golden
Neither can balance a checkbook and
Both put too much value on kissing

So Sweet is your SMILE
so Sweet is your STYLE
so Sweet is your VOICE
so Sweet is your EYE
see .how Sweetly I LIE

soucha tha is kader unko bhoole jayain gay.dehk kar bhi andekha kar jayain gay.per jab jab samnay aaya un chera. socha es bar dekhly agli bar bhole jayain gay.

CHIRAGO SE AGAR ANDHERA DURR HO JATA TO CHAND KI CHAHAT KISI KO KYUN HOTI. KAT SAKTAY AGAR AKELE YE ZINDAGI TO DOST NAM KI CHEEZ DUNYA MEIN KYUN HOTI.

‘Send diz funy msg to ur frdz n enjoy the answrs
But replay me 1st..
How mch thre is a chanc dat a person falls in LOVE wid me? Giv ur ansr in % …..!and also tell 4 wht reason. .’

I’m popey the sailorman, I’m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I’m popey the sailor man, toet toet.

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest

A man said to his doctor everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection’ the doctor said ‘That’s because you look like a cunt!

helllo freind,,,,,,I just want to inform all of u friend,,, that ,.,.,.In this selfish world nobody is sincere, whenever u find such friend pls pls pls never let him/her go,.,.,. thanx

s +”"+. Rehna hai +”"+.+”"+. TUHADE +”"+.+"”+. + + "+. Dil .+" +""+.+""+. + CHE + "+. .+" "+

Ae chann chamakana chhad vi de, Teri chandni sanu satandi ae. Tera varga hai usda chehra, Tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aundi ae.

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