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Posted by Jignesh on Apr 22, 2010 in SMS | 0 comments

English Jokes

God created the earth, God created the woods,
God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

“ Tiny star shining so bright,
Its time to say Gudnite,
So close ur eyes & hold ur pillow tight,
May u have d sweetest dream tonight.. ”

Should you have any questions during the exam,
just raise your hand. This should cause enough
blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.

…PJ
A Scientist disconnected
his Doorbell.
Do you know why.?
Bcoz,
He wanted to Win
the No-Bell Prize..

. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can’t stay seated for five minutes).

Q: Why do women wake up with a brain the size of a pea?
A: It swells up over night.

Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were
alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.

Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a
bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went
to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and
opened for business.

“ B in touch vd those who care for u,
Give ur care to those who like u,
Coz ur simple words & reactions may mean alot to them!! ”

“ Wen U touch & feel, its Desire!
Wen u dont touch & still feel, its Love!
Wen u touch & dont feel, its
.
.
.
.
PARALYSIS!!! ”

An Engineering
Question paper…

What is the solution
for 2+2.?
Options :
A) 4
B) Four
C) IV
D) 4.0
Now you realise
Why Engineers
get arrears.?!

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!!

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