Free Absurd Text Sms

Posted by admin on May 3, 2010 in SMS | 0 comments

I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another guy.

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I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying. If u were a bird I’d ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.

I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another guy.

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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ………………. ……………….. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another guy.

I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.

I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying. If u were a bird I’d ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.

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