Free College Sms
An elephant was discharged from an hospital after an operation, on the way he met his friend Ant, the ant
said something to the elephant, on hearing that the elephant fainted, what was that? – It said "I only gave blood
for your operation".
While chatting at the beach, the lovers spoke to each other:
female : Oh! my dear, we are lovers for more than three years now.
Have you not thought about our marriage?
If I regret, will you feel bad?
male : I will discuss this matter with my wife and let you know
tomorrow.
female : [without any shock or surprise, replied calmly] You are also
married!
male : "…."
Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%
BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
..
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
.
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
.
When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
.
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,
.
KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.
main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE
BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN COLLEGE LIFE…
1)plzzz..Don’t disturb i want 2 study!
.
2)No class,then lets go 2 library!
.
& d bst 1…
.
3)Sir,i have a doubt…!
Professor said
if any boy goes to girls hostel
rs:100 for first time
rs:200 for 2ndtime &
rs:500for third time
.
.
.
one boy asked"how much for monthly pass???"
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