Funnny stuff messages – Funny Text Sms

Funnny stuff messages

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….

1 Nahi

2 Mujhe waqt chahiye

3 I have always seen u as a friend

4 I already have a boy friend

5 We should concentrate on studies

6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..

Ladka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
Ladki:Lux
Ladka:Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::)

i am still watching you are every movement through

3 different Sources.

1.Cartoon network

2.Animal planet

3.National geography

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman?s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

Santa ki amma maar gayi.
Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath.
Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati
Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho.
Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai??

Hawa e dasht mughay aab tu aajnabi na Samagh
Kay aab tu bhool gay Rastay bhe ghar kay mujhay

If you save this message,
it means I’m cute.
If u edit this,
I’m still cute.
If u forward this,
you are spreading that
i am cute & if you erase
this, you are jealous of me
because i am cute!

When u feel lonely and
alone & can not see
anyone around you,
the world seems to be
fading away,come along
with me I’ll talk you to
an eye specialist.

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