Funny Absurd Sms Messages
I’m popey the sailorman, I’m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I’m popey the sailor man, toet toet.
Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …
Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I’m 16.. Shut up, Albert…
Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …
NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying. If u were a bird I’d ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.
My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but thats why Im here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.
Girls are the best engine in the world.
Fits all sizes of piston.
Self lubricating
.Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil change.
Bestmileage in 3-4 drops……
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