Funny DIWALI SMS – Funny diwali Messages

Funny DIWALI SMS

“This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH,CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD etc.Avoid last day rush.Send now

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

Wish u Happy Diwali

I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu

bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “BUZURGO” ko nipta lu.

Wife’s like a movie! If u r sad- DRAMA, If u r afraid- SUSPENSE, If u r angry- ACTION, If u look in mirror- COMEDY! . . Now u r smiling! That’s- HORROR!!
HAPPY DIWALI

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(((((BOOM)))))

“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
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