Funny Marriage Jokes Sms

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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.
.
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“Yet to be seen”

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who wo..

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho….
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai….
Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe…..

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future. "What ..

pati patni ki zabardast ladai ke bad patni bhagwan se boli
"agar ye galat he to inhe uthalo aur agar me galat hu to mujhe vidhwa bana do".

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