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Funny Misleading Sms

Posted by admin on Mar 8, 2010 in SMS | 0 comments

Girlfriend:It to tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Passion ignites love and keeps it alive.
Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone.
It comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement.
The essence of love and happiness are the same,
all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely.
Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end.
Trust is essential in all loving relationships.
Trust yourself, trust others and trust the world.
It is the foundation for LOVE

If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U are MY "ATM CARD

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hm bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon ka dor mein Kin hasraton ka sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha 1 shaam,
Liya 1 kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p

six Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota b nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
It goes in dry it comes out wet
the longer its in the stronger it gets
we can have it in bed just you and me
its not what you think its a cup of tea!
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
. LG KG 195

Funny Misleading Sms

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