Funny Silly Sms – Silly Sms Messages
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
Night has gone and the moon too.
Sun has arrived with the sky blue.
Open your beautiful eyes,
There is a sms for you.
“Good Morning”
If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die.
You’re so bent you make roundabouts look straight!
I’ve seen better hands on a leper!
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
You’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
I’ve come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
You’re a habit I’d like to kick — with both feet.
Dil main basa hain pyaar tera,
Aankhoon main basee hain tasweer teri,
Jab bhi aatee hain yaad teri,
Main dekhta hoon.
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