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Funny sms jokes

Newton’s law of load shedding:
“The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant”.

what iz the different between
problem and challenge
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Why’d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool

I ve lots ov jokes in my inbox,
But I cant send u all ov them,
It ll take a lot ov time,
So Im sending u just one joke
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“You r sooooo beautiful”

What kises mean!
KIS ON HAND=i adore you,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want you,
KISS ON LIPS=i luve you,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away

Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron se poch lo
Tum pholon se khobsorat ho bharon se poch lo
Tum larki se bhi khubsurat ho
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Pathano
se poch lo..

Boy I love u
Girl Me too
Boy kitna pyar krti ho?
Girl Jitna tum karty ho
Boy U cheater..
main samjha tm really mujy pyar karti ho…

Womens top seven lies:
1. I luv u
2. I aM virgin
3. I hate sex
4. you are first who is touching me
5. oh its to big never seen before
6. i hate sucking
7. Ok only once

I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you…

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Because MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.

If u don’t mind

If u don’t feel bad

If don’t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon……

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