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When are you going to marry me?
I can live without you. I love you dear,
marry me within this month
otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai
messaged me!
Silly girl.

ou will be a ROSE for all TREES
You will be a SMILE
for all FACES
You will be WATER FALLS
for all HILLS
&
You will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

whatis 143?

i love you
no

i miss you?
no

i wish you
no

143 means one hundred forty three.

ma-baap ne kitni ummid se padhaya tha besharam

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u,
my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u,
my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u
& my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

I want you to be with me
in a nice restaurant to have
CandleLight Dinner & say these
three sweet words to you.
.
.
.
Pay The Bill.

When Your life is in darkness
pray to God ask him to free you
from darkness &
after if you pray & you are still
in darkness
.
.
Please pay your
ELECTRICITY BILL

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.

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