Funny Student Sms – Student Text Sms

Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%
BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…!
..
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
.
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
.
When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
.
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,
.
KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.

Teacher:
main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?
Student: 32 years
Teacher: How Do you Know?
Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to,
my Mom is a good cook.

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

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