Funny Stupid Sms – Stupid Text Messages
Doctor: You look exactly like my third wife.
Girl: How many wives do u have?
Doctor : Two
Smart people always have smart ideas
In the hall of examnation.
Supervisor : Why yoU wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Bcoz my professor advice me that the formulas must be on your finger tips.
Out of four people 1 is chinese. If your father, your mother & your brother are not Chinese, then it must be U.
Eik Baar Terrorist na Burhia Ky Pas Bomb Rakh Diyaaa.
Log Chillaye
Budhiya Bomb,
Budhiya Bomb
Woh Sharmae aur Boli
Wou To Main Jawane Main Thee
My feelingz for you are like the sea. " Wild & romantic ? "
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"Noooo, they make me sick."
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Wives are like Incoming Calls
Lovers are like Outgoing Calls
Aunties are like Toll free Calls
Call girls are like Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls are like Missed Calls
In case of fire you hav to read this mesg
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… Stupid I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE!!
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