Funny Urdu Shayari – Free Urdu Shayari

Mitti meri kabar se utha raha hai koi.
Khash khuda do pal ki zindgi aur de de.
Ki meri kabar se udas ja raha hai koi.

Diye ki roshni, patakhon ka shor,
nariyal ka phor, laddoo ka bhog.
Have a yummy, delightful, safe Diwali!

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Sardar was going with his sister,
Someone shouts "Oye ,mashooka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets angry and slaps him and says
" Oye, mashooka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

ek shair suno,
badi ghaur se suno,
mujhe nahi aata,
kisi aur se suno…
sihayi /khikhi

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
ho ja GANJI kar de sawera

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