Funny Wife Husband Sms
Ghadi aur biwi main kia farq hai?
Ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur
Doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.
If I were a tear in you eye, I would roll down and settle on your lips.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for the fear of losing u!
Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat
uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hua tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!
How Women call their husband!
1st Year: Jaanu
2nd Year: OG
3rd Year: Sunte Ho
4th Year: O Munne k papa
5th Year: Kaha mar gaye
6th Year: Aap aate ho k mai aaon
I m feeling happy, do u know why?
Coz I am so lucky, do u know how?
Coz God loves me, do u know how?
Coz he gave me a gift, do u know what?
Its YOU my love.
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!
I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING
YOUR Love.
Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not.
Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.
You are like the sunshine that’s so warm
You are like sugar that’s so sweet.
In short, you are like you…
And that’s the reason I love you!
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents.
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