Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
From this day forward
You shall not walk alone
My heart will be your shelter
And my arms will be your home.
Be4 marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue.
U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage:
Roses are dead, I’m blue.
U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Aisi Azaadi Aor Kahaan
After Marriage He?s Like Hutch
Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.
The most dangerous food a man can eat iz wedding cake
There is a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than net banking.
It is called marriage.
To keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever u’re wrong, admit it,
Whenever u’re right,
shut up..
In this world, every wife iz a mistress 2 her husband.
One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress..
Husband askz, do u knw da meaning of wife.
it meanz… wid out – informtion – fighting – every time!
Wife on hearng dis sayz, it could also mean – wid idiot forever!
Dere was dis guy who told his woman dat he loved her
so much dat he would go through hell for her.
They got married & now he iz going through hell.
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