Hindi Jokes – Jokes sms in Hindi
Jokes sms in hindi
boss: tum itne chhote kapade kyon pahanti ho?
secretory: kya karu itni Salary me itne chhote kapade aate he
boss: chalo aaj se tumhari Salary band.
A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
______ gadhe pe baith ke college jaata tha.
3 saal bad paidal college jaane laga.
Socho kyon???
Kyoki gadhe ki graduation complete ho gayi…..
A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house
full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
khuda ki rahmat sare sanshar pe barse..
mere hisse ki rahmat mere yaar pe barse..
aye khuda mujhe kar dena pani…
agar kabhi mera yaar pyaass ko tarse…
Puchha Mujh$E Chand Sitaro Ne
Tujhe Bhula Diya Kya Tere Jigre Yaro Ne
Maine Mu$Krate Hue Kaha
Bhul To Nahi $Akte
Ba$ Lage Honge Kamine Ki$I Ko Patane Me
CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?”
Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?”
Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?”
Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.”
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