Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se
Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.
Saali: Jija ji 500rs Dedo, Agle hafte de dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de…
Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda…!
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Jija Sali Sms
Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Jija Sali Susu
In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.
Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
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