JOKES MESSAGE
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I’m home!
Judge: Do u accept that u stole money from him???
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give u?
Man: when I showed him the gun
I Miss you a Lot Dear….
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
” Don’t get excited.
She sent It to me.”
You are equal to sixty
james bond!
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How??
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007 * 60 = 420
You are one of the most
CUTE persons in the world!!
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Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha”
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”
SomeOne..
MiSSES you..
NeeDS you..
Worries About you
Lonely Without you
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
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