Jokes sms – Jokes sms Message

Jokes sms – Jokes sms Message

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

udge: u are crossing your limit.
Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: hoe dare u calling me saala?
Lawyer: my lord i said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai.

We will now upgrade your brain…….Please wait……..Searching…….Searching…….Still searching……..Sorry, no brain found !!!

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.

Santa: Upperwale ki daya se teen larkiyon ke baad mere larka hua hai
Banta: Yaar tumhare upper kaun rahata hai

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

child donkey: mummy mai kis ke saath khelu, sabhi donkey kam me vyast hai.
Mother donkey: thodi der ruk beta uncle abhi sms padh kar free ho jayenge.

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