15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.
21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi dekhty reh jatay hain.
31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,
Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta
hai tu rakh !
boy: my girlfriend left me and sent me a picture of her wid her new boyfriend
friend:how sad
, wat did u do
boy:simple i sent dat sms to her dad!!!!!!
BE INNOVATIVE
Ek larka ,Ek larki
..AHA
aadhi raat ko
..OHO
Jungle main
..Wah Wah
Jhaari k peche
..OUII
Sab se chup k
..UFF!
Daba Daba k
..HAW!
Aaam Kha rahay they..HAHAHAHA!
BeautiFul Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China-
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"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Pertol"
G – Ghost
I – In
R – Real
L – Life
So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me…
Don’t Worry Abt My Life. . .
I’m A Professional. . .
GHOST RIDER,,,,!
Samandar Me Gehrai Ki Tarah,
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah,
Bhagwan Kare Aapki GirlFriend Aapko Rakhe,
,
,
Bilkul Aapne Chote Bhai ki tara
Somtims wen i cry no1 sees my tears,
wen im worried no1 sees my pain,
wen im hapy no1 sees my smile
but
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ek larki sath ghumay to sub dekh laitay hain;)
Ishq Me Barbadi Na Karva Lena , Apni Mummy Ke Arman Khak Me Na Mila Dena, Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Lene Ko Diye Hai. Unse girlfriend ka Reacharge na kara dena .
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