Latest Marriage Jokes Sms

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life is just a…

The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ? Good evening Dear, I?m now logged in.? Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morn? Husband : Erroneous syntax. Wife : What about my new blouse…

A husband’s cute love quote:"Even my child started walking without any support but my wife still feels to hold my hand while walking…

Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..
Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..
Wat Is Proved??
"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!

my wife has got split personalities and i hate both of them

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