Latest Marriage Sms – Funny Marriage Sms

A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

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