Latest Rude Jokes Sms – Free Rude Jokes Messages
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to u?
A man said 2 his doctor everytime I look in the mirrorI get
an erection the doctor said That,s because u look like a cunt!
BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY
BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART
hEART iz the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it.
I bet when u go 2 de zoo u have 2 buy 2 tickets
1 to get in & another to get out
The DHA regretz 2 inform u dat yr birth waz an accident.
Plz report to yr nearest hospital 2 b put down.
We apologize 4 any inconvenience…..
Da rain makes all thingz beautyful Da grass n flowerz too
If rain makez all thingz beautyful Y doesnt it rain on u?
Chaand py kaalee ghataa aatee tou ho gee,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aatee tou ho gee,
Tum laakh chupao duniyaa sy magar,
Akayly main tumain apnee shakal py hansee aati tou ho gee
R u free tonight r ll it cost me? I am new in town, can u give me directions to ur flat?
1 out of 4 people iz a chineze.
If yr father, yr mother &
yr brother r not Chineze,
it must b U.
2day its cool to hav small cars and small computers. In future it ll be good to hav a small penis too. then you will be THE MAN my friend!
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