Latest Sms Jokes
Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti
To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.
Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay,
Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!
The best shair written on A rickshaw!
Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…
Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana
Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui? Pathan:Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua hai Admi:Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Pathan:Han hamara Behan ka hua hai.
Santa’s Son: Papa aaj meri Miss ne aisa sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf Merey paas tha.
Santa: Oye Shabash puttar, kya sawal tha?
Son: Ye class main PAAD kis ne Mari?
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ‘o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.
Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui
Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish??
Khan saab: ham
Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote
molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or gussa pee jao roza nai tote ga.;-)
1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral chala jata hon.
Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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