Latest Wife Husband Sms

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!
Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

Cricket match, Wife and husband
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?”
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se
program karo pados wali se
ankh ladao Sali se
love karo dilwali se aur
maar khao ghar walli se.

Husbnd:mai tang a gya hu Tm hmesha mera ghar,meri car MERA MERA hi krti rhti ho.kbi HAMARA b kaha karo. Ab almari me kiya dhond rahi ho? Wife: hamara dupatta

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

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